“The Femmy Awards”

I will be hosting the awards for the Intimate Apparel industry
February 2nd in New York City. The Femmy Awards are produced by the
Underfashion club to support its scholarships, awards, internships and
grant programs for the future thong-makers of America – which was, for
the record, my favorite club in high school.
All joking aside, it’s a really nice award show I’m really happy to be
hosting. It’s so nice I have to borrow a suit to wear. No word yet on
whether I’ll go commando or be provided with special underwear by the
organization itself.

Oh and don’t worry… I realize there is a chance I could Bomb at the Underwear awards..but I doubt that’ll get me added to a No-Fly list – Whacka-Whacka-whacka..ahem..sorry..