Dirty, Dirty Humpday... 7/18

I love saying "I told ya so".. so thanks President Obama for signing a federal ban on My home state's current drug of choice.. Bath Salts! ..and of course... first a Black President and NOW THIS! What is a chubby white male to do? ... um he'll probably assume that the world is out to get him... which it clearly is... and start ranting about Hollywood! Forget Sh!t creek, The Romney campaign is paddling in circles in a lake of excrement this week... to hilarious effect... but at least he has a great explanation... finally!

• He left Bain in 1999... right?
• nope... BUT!..He Retroactively Retired
• besides..nobody cares about old tax returns!
• Now they don't know who the Hell Ran Bain..
• but it's okay.. cuz he's AWESOME at Bizness!

And in other news the REPUBLICANS FILIBUSTERED THE DISCLOSE ACT!... That's right.. if you are a 95 Year Old Wisconsin Grandma who has voted in the same place for decades.... You MUST show photo ID to vote..once! but if you're a member friend of the Chinese mob.. you can't donate Millions without proving you are a citizen! but aint that America! And the Obama Campaign released this ad this week... Sing Baby Sing   Which is amazing... and moron GOP whine stewards said was the Administration mocking Romney for "singing a Patriotic Song"... yeah wow... p.s. contrasting him singing America The Beautiful with what he would do to America if he was in charge.. is Genius and in the name of Fun... Let's Get Humpin'!