Testing a new one…
This is a test… it is only a test… or is it? I’ve been trying to come up with the best way to blog using the wordpress base for this site… maybe this is it..
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Escape From Halcatraz is on iTunes!
My debut Stand up Special is finally available on iTunes. Escape From Halcatraz was filmed/recorded at Cobb’s Comedy CLub in San Francisco. I self produced this one… since it was back at a point where everybody kept telling me.. “no one produces stand up specials anymore”… those people are both morons and.. no longer represent me 
This one has the now “classic” theme music and Paintball bits, among others.
I’ll have physical cps to sell at shows soon.
CHeers!
Hal
Back Home Again
In line for a taxi I always wonder what adventure I will experience getting into a car that a stranger essentially lives in 15 hours a day… Tonight I’m in Jesus cab.. The driver is BLASTING Christian radio, as if the problem with getting god’s message out is Volume.. And the cab smells like talcum powder… It’s like being beaten with freshness
Sexy Chicago
The @Sexy Liberal comedy tour is in Chicago this weekend.. Just in time for Pride and Taste of Chicago… Please try not to mix those two up by the way and chew in the wrong circumstance… Anywhat, I Stephanie Miller and John Fugelsang will not only be bringing the business to a packed house at the Chicago Theater, we will also be giving the gay/bi play of the Prideparade as it makes it’s way past the Center on Halsted this Sunday. Come on down and shake your money maker.
Get on the ZERO 1 Rocket Ship!
Gigs! New Tunes! Merch! The Works!
Meet the Guys! Join the Mailing list! check out exclusive photos!
ZERO 1 Has your number!
If it’s not Scottish it’s..err.. fine I suppose
Here I come Edinburgh!
Veggie Haggis..
International cell phones
Flyer girls
35 shows in 27 days…
Bring it!
ZERO 1 at The Viper Room
Hey everybody!
THis has been a rather tumultuous time for yours truly. As it often is with life there is equal parts beautiful and challenging but I have been seized lately with an overwhelming sense of optimism… and with good reason..
This week ZERO 1 returns to the scene of the crime.. The Viper Room in Hollywood… this is the first place I ever played with ZERO 1 and my old line up, The inimitable, hyper-talented brother from another mother that is Robert Hall and my Smart, deep thinking, creative and caring cousin Miles Loretta…
And now we have returned .. It is an honor to restart the new chapter with the Band in the same place we began…
And I am so lucky and proud to be playing with..
Brian Crow
Lance Tamanaha
and
Bumper Renga
I frigging love thewse guys and they are too talented to work with me and I can’t tell them how much I appreciate it.. so I’m just going to try and get as many groupies to the show as possible..
It’s the least I can do..
“The Shorty Awards”
Thanks everybody who’s been nominating me for the Shorty Awards;
apparently there is nothing to this process but the nomination
process, there is never any voting.
These type of contests will show up now and then on the internet and I
can’t tell you guys how much I appreciate you adding me to those.
*Tear rolls down face* Whether I win or not, it’s just great to be
nominated. I guess the difficult part is what to nominate me for,
since I do so much stuff. I suppose humor and music would be the two
most to focus on, so if you’ll hit me up for the humor one more that
would help me out more on Twitter. I’m going to open up a band Twitter
account about the time the album comes out — but for the most part,
humor is the way to go.
http://shortyawards.com/HalSparks