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Watch live: President Obama presents his 2013 State of the Union to Congress | The Raw Story

Watch live: President Obama presents his 2013 State of the Union to Congress | The Raw Story.

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Let's recap...

So get this... Romney will

• Cut taxes by 20% across the board
• build 12 new Battleships and 3 New Subs a year 
• keep benefits for Medicare and Social Security Bennies the same (for about 10 years then ???)
• Invest in Job training for "the jobs of Today" (Whatever that means)
• Keep the top 11 Tax deductions at their current rate
• and/or offer a "Bucket" full of deductions
• Defund and refund Planned Parenthood (kidding - he's going to defund)
• Keep everything in Obamacare (except the name apparently) which cuts the deficit
• Repeal Obamacare (which would add to the deficit)
• Undo the sequester and restore the spending cuts... that havent happened yet..because.. eh
• restore the 716 Billion in Fraud and Overpayments in Medicare (and re-open the Part D hole)
• Give student loan control back to banks so they can skim billions at no risk
• while offering more student loan "options"

And to pay for it?... well... they don't know yet... He'll cut PBS... that's for sure... which equals six hours of Pentagon spending Before the additions he wants to make.   And caps it off with a series of Dick moves ... like this... and this... and this old favorite...   ahhhh

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#ZOLTAN !!!

So this is an amazing and fun phenomenon... The Pittsburgh Pirates have adopted the Zoltan hand symbol that I created and we used in "Dude' Where's My Car?" (aka the Citizen Kane of movie's with the word Dude in the title) and soooo... I threw out the first pitch at a game and... They won The attendance was the highest for and afternoon game... like EVER.. and they gave a Jersey with the name ZOLTAN on it.. which is epic and fun and goofy and an honor.. Thanks Pittsburgh and thanks Pirates fans! YOu guys are crazy and you rule! and I sincerely hope you guys win the World series in a blow out! #ZOLTAN #GOBUCS #PIRATES

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Dirty, Dirty Humpday... 7/18

I love saying "I told ya so".. so thanks President Obama for signing a federal ban on My home state's current drug of choice.. Bath Salts! ..and of course... first a Black President and NOW THIS! What is a chubby white male to do? ... um he'll probably assume that the world is out to get him... which it clearly is... and start ranting about Hollywood! Forget Sh!t creek, The Romney campaign is paddling in circles in a lake of excrement this week... to hilarious effect... but at least he has a great explanation... finally!

• He left Bain in 1999... right?
• nope... BUT!..He Retroactively Retired
• besides..nobody cares about old tax returns!
• Now they don't know who the Hell Ran Bain..
• but it's okay.. cuz he's AWESOME at Bizness!

And in other news the REPUBLICANS FILIBUSTERED THE DISCLOSE ACT!... That's right.. if you are a 95 Year Old Wisconsin Grandma who has voted in the same place for decades.... You MUST show photo ID to vote..once! but if you're a member friend of the Chinese mob.. you can't donate Millions without proving you are a citizen! but aint that America! And the Obama Campaign released this ad this week... Sing Baby Sing   Which is amazing... and moron GOP whine stewards said was the Administration mocking Romney for "singing a Patriotic Song"... yeah wow... p.s. contrasting him singing America The Beautiful with what he would do to America if he was in charge.. is Genius and in the name of Fun... Let's Get Humpin'!

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HSRPM reading and righting list for 3/10/12

Hey Everybody! Here are a few links to the stories and bits we hit on today... Obviously We started with Rush's insta-support for Kony's LRA and the fact that Obama was dealing with this before it became a twitter storm... Here's the Transcript and Here's what's happening now in the Rush to Dump Rush ... By the way.. Sponsors dumping shows.. totally a free market approach If you haven't seen The Stop Kony movie you can watch it here... Read more

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“The Shorty Awards”

Thanks everybody who’s been nominating me for the Shorty Awards; apparently there is nothing to this process but the nomination process, there is never any voting. These type of contests will show up now and then on the internet and I can’t tell you guys how much I appreciate you adding me to those. *Tear rolls down face* Whether I win or not, it’s just great to be nominated. I guess the difficult part is what to nominate me for, since I do so much stuff. I suppose humor and music would be the two most to focus on, so if you’ll hit me up for the humor one more that would help me out more on Twitter. I’m going to open up a band Twitter account about the time the album comes out -- but for the most part, humor is the way to go. http://shortyawards.com/HalSparks