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“Fill ‘er Up”

I will be filling in Stephanie Miller while she and the Mooks are away on vacation next week and the week after, Monday through Wednesday. 6 to 9 AM PST, 9 to Noon EST. The call in number is 1-800-STEPH-1-2. I insist that you not only call in with comments and criticism but good ideas, holiday stories, and inappropriate jokes and

For a list of stations near you or to listen on the web go to StephanieMiller.com

I will be talking about health care reform, Iran, corporatism and my general love for all things teabagger.

NYC ya real soon

I’m coming to NYC to be on the Joy Bahar show, the Stephanie Miller show and to have some meetings about my book. Tuesday through Thursday morn.. Then off to Seattle for the Snoqualmie show.. Whirlwind week :)

While I”m there I’ll be hanging with the enormously talented @MrDaveHill and my dear friend and Colleague (Yeah…that’s right… I have colleagues!) David Bender…

I’m hoping to buzz by the Rachel Maddow Show to say Hi as well

Good times!

Hal

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ZERO 1 debut album

Zero1 debut album available on iTunes
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Featuring Hal Sparks on lead guitar and vocals
With special guest dUg Pinnick
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The album features the internet hits “She Waits” “My Pretty Parasite” and “Helsinki”
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“Gay Adjacent”

A lot of people have been asking me about this term because we use it a lot on the Stephanie Miller show. I coined the term a few years ago because I thought Straight Ally just sounded to clinical and I wanted something positive and amusing to describe my position vis a vis theGLBT community. It’s of course a reference to “Beverly Hills Adjacent”. Most apartment ads in LA try to make a cheap POS 1 bedroom worth $1800 a month by saying it’s BH adjacent..even when they are 30 miles away in Ventura county…… So that’s where it comes from. I’m not bi nor do I play around with my sexual identity for the amusement of others. It’s my way of saying to the LGBT community.. You’re great… I’m a friend.. end of story

Charmageddon is Coming!

CHARMAGEDDON!

I’m officially shooting my first (Broadcast) Stand Up Special! Thanks to the Lovely folks at Levity Entertainment and Comedy Central and my old peeps at Showtime… I got the green light! Very excited :)

https://www.liveticketevents.com/hourcomedyspecials/?View=EventInfo&ID=60

Click the Link and enter promocode ZEROONE and you can get up to 4 tickets free!

The New(ish) Halsparks.com

FInally! A store, calendar, I can actually upload pictures! This rules.. unlike the pretty but unf*ckable site I used to have! Yay!

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